Wow. So here I am. Honestly I never thought I would be standing here today, holding this award. Give me a moment to…
Alright. First. I’d like to thank my mom. If it weren’t for her I wouldn’t be standing here today. Second, my agent. She not only puts up with me but also keeps me inline. Third, all you fans. With out the three of you, this blog wouldn’t even exist.
The Liebster Award
For those of you who don’t know, the Liebster Award is an internet blog trophy given only to the biggest, baddest. awesome folks on the webbernets, and a smart person just gave me one. Thanks Missy!
The way it works is thus: Some blogger decided to make an award with a funny name, and give it to other bloggers. Part of the acceptance of the award is to answer some questions and then write your own questions and nominate five more bloggers to do the same. It’s a big orgy of blogger Q&A and it allows readers to follow the chain and discover new blogs to read. (Apologies to you suckers who ended up here reading this.)
Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
I’m going to give you two answers, because that’s how I do things. Currently: Elder Scrolls Online. Of all time: Dark Age of Camelot
Whoever the genius was the wrote this piece: http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/04/pentagon-study-finds-beards-directly-proportional-to-combat-effectiveness/
Invisibility. I can’t tell you why. It’s a secret.
I’d rather not be in the crowd at all.
An AR-15, a large Kukri, and 3 axes. (Don’t look at me like that. I don’t play by the rules)
I don’t, really. Mostly I just fake it.
I have a pretty awesome beard.
A clear cloudless day-time sky is blue because molecules in the air scatter blue light from the sun more than they scatter red light. When we look towards the sun at sunset, we see red and orange colours because the blue light has been scattered out and away from the line of sight.
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho.
We’re devils and black sheep, ____ ____ ____,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho.”
8. If someone has multiple personalities and threatens to commit suicide, is this considered a hostage situation?